Operation BSU

2012-05-12

EPISODE146 -Set Fire to Your Babies, Put Up Your Flukes

Are you ready to rumble? Yeah, you know how this plays out. We've got the best bits of irreverent news updates ready for you, as soon as you come through the door. You want more cannibalism? We've got more cannibalism! You want more Trailer Trash? We've got more Trailer Trash! You want more of the Bee and the Big Leneski rubbing their junk on the mic together? We might have that, too, but only if you promise to write slashfic after.

-0:09:01 Logan*: can you hear me

-0:08:20 decadent_east: I don't even know why I'm unmuted, Alex. I have no mic.

-0:08:14 decadent_east: I have a Mike though.

-0:07:34 The Big Leneski: nnnnnoooooo

-0:07:32 The Big Leneski: okay

EPISODE145 - I'm Totally Clair on the Issue

You know those wild and crazy nights that happen, where you're fascinated by man's inhumanity to man, where the curtains fall and you wonder how in the Hell any of what you just saw came to pass? Yeah, just like that. Decapitation, hanging, free meth from the CIA, we bring you the most important techniques for modern life available! That includes tonight's Trailer Trash, with bits from The Dark Knight, The Devil's Carnival, Simon Pegg, high-speed fists, and, if we can get to it, time travel. Yeeeeeah, boy.

-0:14:20 SonofRowsdower: Hello everyone!

-0:13:56 Logan*: 'ello

-0:13:42 Logan*: he is testing his audio

-0:13:29 SonofRowsdower: Bakon vodka and pickle juice shots tonight.

-0:05:58 SonofRowsdower: Thought about venturing out to get the Bongo Free-For-All comic today. Alas, just sat in my study reading old issues of MAD.

EPISODE144 - The Wars of Guilder, And Killing Your Wife

Down here in the Pit of Despaaaaaaaair, there's been a really slow news day. News week. Whatev. But there are things afoot in the world, and by the world, I mean Kryta. Guild Wars 2's first beta weekend eats the Squid's mind alive, as does tonight's Trailer Trash and whatever other insanity falls slap into our laps. BSU, cutting edge. Possibly serrated.

-0:03:20 The Big Leneski: Epix

-0:01:06 The SquidLord: This week's intro:

-0:01:05 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qynH6RDw024

EPISODE143 - Rollin' Dem Headz

Tonight we're blazin' through the new hotness, and that hotness appears to be cannibalism. I know, I know, your mouth is watering even now, but have no doubt we'll feed you good on a movie review (The Raid: Redemption) and all the Trailer Trash you can cram down your gullet as well. That plus the usual band of out of control crazies at the end of a long, long day. Settle down with us. We'll work out the kinks.

-0:13:43 Logan*: greetings true believers

-0:13:16 x0xPiex0x: hiyas

-0:13:06 Logan*: or should that be "excelsior"

-0:11:33 x0xPiex0x: hiyas Eric

-0:11:26 The Big Leneski: oh, of course we beat the SquidLord here.

EPISODE142 - Fistful of Geegaws

Change your gears, grind your box, and look for a really good massager tonight. We've got violations of your freedom of speech (and not even for fun!), extraterrestrials, Big Bangs, Killings, and a solid half hour of Trailer Trash for the best, biggest, brightest, shiniest death murder kill kill kill gut slash ... Er, sorry, my mind wandered.

-0:09:29 The SquidLord: Tonight's intro song: Ghoultown - Fistfull of Demons

-0:09:28 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN7aqx05b4g

-0:07:07 Scottishpearl: :)

0:01:50 Semiapies: I'm scared.

0:07:33 Scottishpearl: bear!

EPISODE141 - Killin' It

In a true show of solidarity with our bretheren in other worlds, tonight has a wild assortment of the twisted and the referential. We've got the death cults of Northern Mexico, at least one part of airport security working as designed but they still couldn't keep the motherhumpin' snakes off the motherlovin' plane, and the opportunity to buy something from the Hunger Games for only a little over a million dollars! All that and Trailer Trash where things just keep getting deeper and deeper in the race to the bottom of the pile! Bring a friend, tonight, you'll need the moral support, I promise.

-0:11:14 Mister TalkShoe: Master of all Talking Shoes

-0:08:30 SonofRowsdower: Dr. Demento

-0:08:29 x0xPiex0x: be back in a minute having some technical issues ... go figure

-0:07:39 The SquidLord: Nothing hurts my feelings about William Shatner.

-0:01:57 x0xPiex0x: fuckkkk be right back .... this is annoting

EPISODE140 - Flashing All the Blade We Got

I've got a secret for you folks. It's been a crappy news week for parodists. But there has been a HUGE amount of movie releases and trailers, so all is not lost! What I do have is neo-Nazis in Austria, getting groped in the airport, a spoiler-free review of The Hunger Games, and then metric shed-tonnes of Trailer Trash! Yeah, I'm kind of excited.

-0:13:57 blissful_kaos: Woo!

-0:13:28 Logan*: whoo hoo

-0:10:03 The SquidLord:

-0:06:10 blissful_kaos: I do love this song.

-0:06:02 The SquidLord: Everybody dance!

EPISODE139 - Sea of Gladness

And you ain't going to nirvana or farvana; you're coming right back here to live out your karma with even more drama than previously — seriously.

Actually, more of a sea of pollen. At this rate I'll have to have the outside of the Satellite of Hate hosed off twice a day; yeesh! If my sinuses can get it together, tonight we'll be talking about all kinds of random crap. Maybe about The Pirate Bay planning to go all non-local supertech. Maybe about Tool being a bunch of tools. Maybe the coolest methods of smuggling evar -- or the worst. BailyCat SHOULD be at the bottom of the tethered beanstalk for the orbital facility tonight, so she'll be joining us IN PERSON for this untoward Hell! All this and the one, the only, the Trailer Trash where we ask the only question that matters, "What th'Hell is wrong with these people?

-0:12:57 Scottishpearl: first one!
-0:12:23 Logan*: I was first but had to reboot
-0:12:15 Scottishpearl: lol
-0:09:32 rickwall: no squid?
-0:09:13 Logan*: he was on, guess rebooting
-0:08:59 rickwall: oh ok
-0:08:57 Scottishpearl: yeah, he was around on google plus moments ago
-0:07:55 rickwall: hi squid
-0:02:29 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPIdeY8gg7Y
-0:02:16 NascentSelf: hi
-0:02:09 NascentSelf: whats on the menu tonight
-0:01:57 NascentSelf: do you want me to call in or do you mostly talk ive never been to your show
-0:01:09 NascentSelf: wait
-0:00:55 NascentSelf: youre talking about video games the entire time?
-0:00:03 NascentSelf: im just curious
0:00:03 NascentSelf: is this gonna all be video game related
0:00:18 rickwall: no
0:00:30 rickwall: don't think so
0:00:37 The SquidLord: I never do all video games. I do ... news. And trailer reviews. And occasionally video games.
0:00:39 NascentSelf: is eric here
0:01:45 NascentSelf: what do you take for it
0:02:12 NascentSelf: whats baily normally do on here
0:02:39 rickwall: trailer trash
0:02:51 Scottishpearl: there will be boobs...breastfeeding boobs, but still, boobs ;p
0:03:09 rickwall: opolipyse type stuff
0:03:49 Scottishpearl: lol
0:04:55 decadent_east: Hi Eric!
0:05:42 decadent_east: ...
0:05:48 Semiapies: http://OperationBSU.org
0:05:56 Semiapies: http://tinyurl.com/OperationBSU
0:06:05 decadent_east: falickle?
0:07:20 decadent_east: Oh Alex...
0:07:37 decadent_east: You're a jealous hate-satellite?
0:08:39 NascentSelf: hey scottish!!
0:09:51 decadent_east: Well, Alex doesn't ask for a lot does he?
0:12:32 decadent_east: Hello again, Eric.
0:13:04 Semiapies: Heyo.
0:15:54 Scottishpearl: oh we're not nice
0:16:52 Scottishpearl: lol
0:17:25 decadent_east: ...
0:19:29 Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pirate_Bay
0:19:42 Semiapies: http://boingboing.net/2012/03/19/pirate-bay-servers-going-airbo.html
0:19:51 Semiapies: http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120321/04151718179/file-sharing-drones-proof-concept-already-built.shtml
0:20:03 Scottishpearl: hmmm, oddly it's been Pirate month on Nick Jr this month too....
0:20:22 The Denizen: Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free...
0:25:18 Scottishpearl: lol
0:25:35 The SquidLord: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/news?slug=ro-rogers_barcelona_syria_coded_messages_al-dunya_031912
0:25:37 Scottishpearl: lol
0:26:17 Scottishpearl: unless he's a zombie
0:26:33 The SquidLord: Zombies never call you fat in that dress.,
0:26:38 Scottishpearl: lol
0:27:12 Scottishpearl: barcelonians aren't that smart
0:27:50 Logan*: yes they do, it is just not ewasily translatable......arrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhfaaaaattt arrgghhhh ugh
0:29:03 Logan*: be right back on audio
0:29:47 Logan*: back on xlite
0:30:44 The SquidLord: http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/03/12/031212-news-tide-theft-1-4/
0:30:52 The SquidLord: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/23/tide-laundry-detergent-theft-ring-barber-shop-maryland_n_1375596.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
0:31:03 The SquidLord: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taggant
0:31:10 The Denizen: I heard about that!
0:35:03 StrawberryPie73: I really don't need tide for that :)
0:36:21 Scottishpearl: another reason why i'm glad i make my own laundry detergent....
0:37:12 Scottishpearl: 100
0:37:17 decadent_east: When I was doing laundry resets for Family Dollar earlier this month, little old ladies kept coming in talking about the Tide black-market drug thing.
0:37:45 decadent_east: They were saying something about drug dealers taking Tide instead of money.
0:38:16 StrawberryPie73: yes I was involved with school work :(
0:38:22 StrawberryPie73: This is more fun
0:39:15 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq47T48u8Zo
0:40:42 Scottishpearl: hills have eyes
0:47:32 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isjg9O7ifwM
0:49:39 Scottishpearl: why do they have to make things that aren't into comedies???? like 21 Jump Street
0:51:40 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI
0:51:51 The SquidLord: http://www.sbs.com.au/shop/product/category/DVDs/8535/-b-COMING-SOON-b-Danger-5-b-DVD-Pre-order-b
0:51:56 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/user/dinosaurworldwide
0:55:37 Scottishpearl: excellent find on that one guys
0:55:40 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoFDitHE-SM
0:55:47 The SquidLord: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Local/70123534?trkid=2361637
0:55:54 Scottishpearl: love netflix
0:57:17 Logan*: so it is low rent TAKEN
0:59:07 Scottishpearl: lll
1:00:18 decadent_east: bai
1:01:50 NascentSelf: nite
1:02:49 The Denizen: Had to take a phone call.
1:03:25 Scottishpearl: lol
1:03:52 decadent_east: ...
1:04:00 decadent_east: ..................
1:04:44 Scottishpearl: economy goes to shit, weird things become currency

2012-03-18

EPISODE138 - Dropkick You Right in the Murphies

I'm coming now, I'm coming to reward them...

Congratulamations! You're not (currently) too drunk to read this! That's quite the accomplishment on Saint Patty's day, my friends. Look around. Is there green? If so, you need to clean up the damned vomit and take some seltzer. Dude! Tonight's covered up with the crazy; maybe there'll be inhalable caffeine if the law don't stop us, emo killin', mayhem, terrorism, and douchebags at SXSW. There's also getting crazy prepared for the apocalypse and the ever-lovin' Trailer Trash! Get ready for the action because it won't stop 'til we've painted the whole bathroom a lovely shade of chartreuse.

-0:12:45 Logan*: When yhou were talking I got a feedback whistle. I am muted by the way

-0:12:43 The SquidLord: Tonight's musical selections:

-0:12:21 The SquidLord:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CC0QtwIwAA&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VLmEhh2YTs&ei=sj5lT4WcH

-0:12:03 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VLmEhh2YTs

-0:11:48 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLrAK74S49s

EPISODE137 - Rhymes With "Ancient Mariner"

I've never been lost like this...but I wouldn't be happy anywhere else.

Murder. Straight-up, hardcore, bitch-slappin' murder. Is what you won't hear happening live on tonight's show. As far as I know. What you WILL hear is a lot of stuff about the end of the world, guys turning on their compatriots and dealing drugs for the LULZ, snorting Coke, and maybe even a little bit on my major if I end up going back to college. All that and the Trailer Trash list to end all Trailer Trash lists. Or whatever we can fit into the time we've got. Bring the enemies of your friends to BSU tonight!

-0:13:46 The SquidLord: Aaaaand the room opens like a flower.

-0:11:33 SonofRowsdower: Hello

-0:11:23 flickguy: I'm here.

-0:11:20 flickguy: Somewhere.

-0:11:19 blissful_kaos: I'm in the chatroom with you all, too.

EPISODE136 - Here We Come, Stumblin' Down the Street!

We ain't drunk. We've just been drinkin'.

Despite the temptation, this is NOT the all-death show. Sure, there's daydreams, believing and lockers, and TV, Posts, and drudging it out, but there's also ... uh ... mass murder in Syria and ... er ... Violent schoolgirls? Do I even have a single upbeat story in here? Oh, yeah, Putin's penis! All that and the heavy assault of Trailer Trash, this week on BSU!