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2012-05-12

EPISODE146 -Set Fire to Your Babies, Put Up Your Flukes

Are you ready to rumble? Yeah, you know how this plays out. We've got the best bits of irreverent news updates ready for you, as soon as you come through the door. You want more cannibalism? We've got more cannibalism! You want more Trailer Trash? We've got more Trailer Trash! You want more of the Bee and the Big Leneski rubbing their junk on the mic together? We might have that, too, but only if you promise to write slashfic after.


Logan*: can you hear me

decadent_east: I don't even know why I'm unmuted, Alex. I have no mic.

decadent_east: I have a Mike though.

The Big Leneski: nnnnnoooooo

The Big Leneski: okay

decadent_east: Oh, Alex. Mike told me to ask you if 70ish headshots during my short time of dying at Killing Floor was acceptable.

decadent_east: I'm trying to figure out if it was a completely horrible beginning or about average.

decadent_east: You can survive and be horrified in the light.

decadent_east: During the daytime.

decadent_east: When you can see what the hell you're shooting at.

decadent_east: That's not what I'm saying. I was just wondering why all the maps take place in Satan's nutsack.

The Big Leneski: this is a long rant about nothing so Eric has something to edit out

decadent_east: In fact, I think that it might be more horrifying if you can see the full creeping undead terror.

Semiapies: And in case my See-to-It is disgusting, a nice strong ginger beer.

The Big Leneski: lag?

x0xPiex0x: Really??

decadent_east: I think everyone should know that Mike has an erection made out of plastic and pepsi.

x0xPiex0x: rapabilly

The Big Leneski: http://zelda-symphony.com/

Semiapies: I did not need to know that.

x0xPiex0x: I could have lived without hearing that ever again

The Big Leneski: Nnnnnooooo

decadent_east: Beer that is ginger-y? or Ginger beer in the Jamaican sense?

decadent_east: You know you needed it.

Semiapies: The latter, hon.

decadent_east: For your piece of mind.

decadent_east: What's wrong with ginger beer?

Semiapies: Who said there was anything wrong with it? I'll cudgel them.

decadent_east: You said a disgusting and strong ginger beer.

The Big Leneski: speaking of Ass

Semiapies: No, in case the thing I'm *trying out* is disgusting.

The Big Leneski: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0bFJEVKE8

Semiapies: Which is not ginger beer.

The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axYqKsWUHvk

decadent_east: OHHHH! I was confused. You could probably tell.

The Big Leneski: http://withspecialguest.posterous.com

The Big Leneski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispin_Freeman

decadent_east: @Leneski - You do have a disquieting smile.

decadent_east: Alex, Did you say 'in your ears' or 'in your penis'?

Semiapies: http://operationbsu.org/

decadent_east: A lot of ands there...

The Big Leneski: and

decadent_east: Very specific.

The Big Leneski: and

The Big Leneski: and

The Big Leneski: and

The Big Leneski: :D

Semiapies: You have to filter down the details to reach the specific!

The Big Leneski: and

Semiapies: and

The Big Leneski: ok now I am just trolling

The Big Leneski: and

The Big Leneski: Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is he's caled the Squid!

The Big Leneski: Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch.

The Big Leneski: all we know is, he's called the Squid!

The Big Leneski: EPISODE145 - I'm Totally Clair on the Issue

The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg

Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyl5Mwr84MA

Semiapies: http://news.yahoo.com/skorea-cracks-down-human-flesh-capsules-042841120.html

Semiapies: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird/NATL-Dead-Baby-Pills-Prompt-Customs-Crackdown-in-Korea-150402435.html

Semiapies: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/05/la-mom-defends-her-time-breastfeeding-cover-photo.html

Semiapies: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bonnie-fuller/time-breastfeeding-mom-is_b_1511596.html

Semiapies: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2012/05/breast-feeding-cover-mom-responds-to-critics/

The Big Leneski: http://joethepeacock.blogspot.com/2012/05/extreme-parenting-is-fucking-bullshit.html

The Big Leneski: http://www.melvillecandycompany.com/BBQ-Bacon-Lollipop-Gift-Set-3-Gift-Sets-_p_486.html

The Big Leneski:

The Big Leneski: http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconpop.php

decadent_east: It claims to be cheddar and bacon, but I can't taste the cheese flavor.

decadent_east: It does taste like it's been popped in bacon grease and pounds of salt.

decadent_east: POUNDS OF SALT

decadent_east: That's not what it tastes like...

decadent_east: I do not think bacon = salt.

decadent_east: I think salt = salt.

decadent_east: I'm weird that way.

Semiapies:

Semiapies: http://www.nestle-waters.ca/en/press/releases/New-Sanpellegrino-Sparkling-Fruit-Beverage-products-in-Aranciata-Rossa-and-Pompelmo+-lavours.htm

decadent_east: It's my favorite san pellegrino flavor.

decadent_east: It's slightly more metallic than I'd prefer, but it's still fantastic.

decadent_east: It's about the same kind of bitter that you'd expect from eating a bit of pith.

decadent_east: If you've had blood orange soda, then the pellegrino is just less sweet with a mineral tang.

Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCrrqEGT3tk

Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQf3YP8p85I

The Big Leneski: watch The Expendibles with the Operation BSU crew if you have netflix!

Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MsySesdisE

The Big Leneski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_and_the_real_girl

The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XxILVnt1w

Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjnf7-TIqfQ&hd=1

The Big Leneski: BULLSHIT KRISTEN STEWART IS "FAIRER" THAT CHARLIZE THERON

Semiapies: Well, it does mean "pale".

Semiapies: "Queen, you're so white you can't even clap with rhythm."

The Big Leneski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Runaways_(film)

The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHpEJ749TRM

Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2mW29jT2C8

Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7VRsPxuLXo

The Big Leneski: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/chicagorot/chicago-rot-a-feature-film

Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h_g5sswTTM

The SquidLord: https://plus.google.com/115627558035760961205/posts/JCrKoG6naHc

Semiapies: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DawsonCasting

Semiapies: Logan *never* misses a cue.

The Big Leneski: *never*

Semiapies: (He does better than me on my own show.)