EPISODE134 - Carbon and Zeerust!

I'll take you for a ride down the mindway, baby.

-0:13:01 Logan*: can you hear me?

-0:12:49 The SquidLord: Nope, and I'm not showing output. Sec.

-0:12:35 Logan*: your audio died out at the 42 minute mark

-0:12:26 Logan*: reconnecting

-0:07:51 sabradell: Heroin?

-0:07:21 sabradell: My mic still sucks

-0:06:53 sabradell: Woot woot!

-0:06:37 sabradell: Good???

-0:06:26 BlueDahlia: Hi HI. Yesh I be in stalking mode. XD

-0:05:55 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvYP_d2S1Pg

-0:05:51 BlueDahlia: POwer ish good. Better if in my hands.

-0:05:31 sabradell: ~~I'm too sexy for my squid, too sexy for my squid.. so sexy yeheh!~~

-0:04:35 BlueDahlia: ><

-0:04:31 sabradell: Old Spice Bounce? Count me out.

-0:04:08 BlueDahlia: Snuggles

-0:03:44 sabradell: The Snuggles Bear is Pedobear...

-0:03:30 The Big Leneski: http://paulboylan.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/putin-on-the-ritz-1.jpg?w=450&h=483

-0:02:58 BlueDahlia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsZcoODKc50

-0:02:41 BlueDahlia: Sodomy Cycle

-0:02:34 sabradell: Please tell me guys that there will be no Whitney tributes.. warn me first

-0:02:02 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

-0:01:58 sabradell: *celebrates* No more of that crackhead

-0:01:35 The Big Leneski: oh Peter Jackson, what happened to you?

-0:00:37 sabradell: Pimento Cheese?

 0:00:22 BlueDahlia: 14

 0:00:24 BlueDahlia: 13

 0:00:25 BlueDahlia: 12

 0:00:27 BlueDahlia: 11

 0:00:56 The Big Leneski: hm. new intro.

 0:01:48 sabradell: I call that Valentines Day

 0:02:03 BlueDahlia: Hate Dept. of Labor.

 0:02:28 BlueDahlia: V-day wasn't bad at all. It was nice.

 0:02:41 The Big Leneski: it was a day

 0:02:46 The Big Leneski: I worked :)

 0:03:01 The Big Leneski: 20% Cooler

 0:03:13 BlueDahlia: I don't count the actual day as V-day.

 0:03:20 Semiapies: http://operationbsu.org

 0:03:29 BlueDahlia: The day after was V-day for me.

 0:03:32 Semiapies: tinyurl.com/operationBSU

 0:03:56 Semiapies: http://tinyurl.com/operationBSU

 0:03:58 The Big Leneski: it's insanity

 0:04:06 The Big Leneski: SAVE US FROM OURSELVES!

 0:04:15 BlueDahlia: Too late for that.

 0:04:31 BlueDahlia: It's beyond repair

 0:04:46 BlueDahlia: A few were in Arriety.

 0:05:25 StrawberryPie73: just for you babe

 0:05:39 sabradell: 7 dirty words?

 0:05:48 sabradell: I was right

 0:06:02 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM

 0:06:10 BlueDahlia: Boobettes

 0:06:44 sabradell: Pickle and falafel eating conquisidores are sexy

 0:06:44 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYey8ntlK_E

 0:07:23 BlueDahlia: There should be ice cream with the pickles and falafels

 0:07:27 Ginevra: Conquistadors are totally sexy. Especially when they wave their pickles around while eating falafel.

 0:07:36 The Big Leneski: Oh My!

 0:07:52 Semiapies: Pickle - worst homemade sex toy material ever!

 0:07:56 BlueDahlia: Click click BOOM!

 0:08:26 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

 0:08:27 BlueDahlia: Say that again!

 0:08:51 Semiapies: Pickle surprise:

 0:08:52 The Big Leneski: My pickle is big!

 0:09:09 sabradell: *rage face*

 0:09:26 BlueDahlia: That

 0:09:30 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gysLH0sCm3c

 0:10:25 The Big Leneski: and with that!

 0:11:05 The Big Leneski: ID 92532

 0:11:05 sabradell: Great great plug :) Just do not do the video game thing tho...

 0:11:46 Semiapies: Now on my NetFlix queue. I will force the other members of the show to watch it with me. We WILL review it.

 0:11:46 Semiapies: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/He_Died_with_a_Felafel_in_His_Hand/70002174?trkid=2734348

 0:12:03 The Big Leneski: http://tinyurl.com/withspecialguest

 0:12:29 StrawberryPie73: twice

 0:12:29 sabradell: Whose breasts have you not seen?

 0:12:40 BlueDahlia: Sorry. My boobettes don'

 0:12:40 Logan*: mine lol

 0:12:48 Ginevra: Mine. I'm a tease.

 0:12:53 The Big Leneski: They need to coem out! They have to BREATHE!

 0:12:53 BlueDahlia: t come out for just anyone.

 0:13:23 The SquidLord: I'm not just anyone. I don't think. :P

 0:13:58 sabradell: Nazis in Spaaaace! (Shoot me now)

 0:15:28 BlueDahlia: GASP!

 0:15:42 The SquidLord: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17046477

 0:15:47 Semiapies: What is that noise?

 0:15:53 The SquidLord: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120203-40531.html

 0:16:35 BlueDahlia: Really? ..........it's that bad they had to pimp out animals?

 0:17:15 sabradell: Dress up as a Nazi and you have both PETA and the jewish community pissed.

 0:19:17 BlueDahlia: And throwing kids in the mix?

 0:19:22 The Big Leneski: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/15/dutch-pedophile-party-dis_n_499127.html

 0:19:26 sabradell: Apparely only the Brit royal family gets away with dressing like a Nazi

 0:20:06 The SquidLord: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9066337/CCTV-police-officer-chased-himself-after-being-mistaken-for-burglar.html

 0:22:11 The SquidLord: http://www.dailygossip.org/study-shows-1-8-million-dead-registered-u-s-voters-still-on-the-list-2508

 0:22:58 sabradell: Do they sparkle?

 0:24:18 sabradell: No mention of cocksucker

 0:24:32 BlueDahlia: Rubber Duckie

 0:24:52 BlueDahlia: Battering Ram

 0:25:04 sabradell: Sword of Lust

 0:25:13 Ginevra: Purple headed warrior

 0:25:15 BlueDahlia: One-eyed Snake

 0:25:29 Ginevra: Love stick

 0:25:34 BlueDahlia: Eel seeking the cave

 0:25:48 Ginevra: towel hanger

 0:25:49 Semiapies: http://tinyurl.com/prickstalk

 0:25:50 sabradell: mizuage?

 0:25:53 Logan*: I am sure Squid calls him "tiny"

 0:26:02 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

 0:26:16 BlueDahlia: The Weasle

 0:26:29 sabradell: Captain Winky

 0:26:38 BlueDahlia: Mini Me

 0:26:43 Ginevra: Junior

 0:27:00 Ginevra: The little head

 0:27:07 Semiapies: Mordok the Destroyer.

 0:27:13 sabradell: "Woman-maker"

 0:27:18 Ginevra: ROFL

 0:27:19 Logan*: thaaaaat's not appropriate!!

 0:27:21 Semiapies: CROM!

 0:27:24 The SquidLord: http://www.traderjoes.com/

 0:27:33 The SquidLord:

 0:27:35 Logan*: In honor of Rachel Z

 0:27:37 BlueDahlia: Turkey Baster

 0:27:39 The SquidLord: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azuki_bean

 0:27:54 The SquidLord: "Poon-hound."

 0:28:16 Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_bean_paste

 0:28:18 sabradell: And not potato

 0:28:27 Semiapies: Heat-seeking moisture missile.

 0:28:32 sabradell: *perk* sun Chips?!?

 0:28:39 BlueDahlia: Flesh Cannon

 0:28:59 Semiapies: Breaker of Worlds.

 0:29:09 BlueDahlia: LMAO

 0:29:18 Ginevra: Third leg

 0:29:23 sabradell: Queso!

 0:29:28 BlueDahlia: Cream-filled Hotdog

 0:29:45 Ginevra: Magic Wand

 0:29:56 Semiapies: Mighty Staff.

 0:30:09 BlueDahlia: The Elder Wand

 0:30:27 Ginevra: Love lance

 0:30:28 sabradell: *looks for the ice cream truck*

 0:31:10 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJv2Wno1cA4

 0:31:17 The Big Leneski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Rider_(comics

 0:31:24 The Big Leneski: http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2012/02/18/1831791/ghost-rider-spirit-of-vengeance.html

 0:31:58 Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Rider_(comics)

 0:32:00 sabradell: I call that UTI

 0:32:07 Semiapies: UTI?

 0:32:10 The Big Leneski: thanks Eric. Don't know why it cut off.

 0:32:10 Ginevra: Ouch!

 0:32:25 Semiapies: Because you're a Bolshevik, BL. :D

 0:32:29 sabradell: Urinary Tract Infection

 0:32:33 Semiapies: Ahhh.

 0:32:42 The Big Leneski: well you are head crab zombie!

 0:33:00 Semiapies: I am a zombie ghoast, screw you.

 0:33:16 BlueDahlia: No. You'll just burn me.

 0:33:16 sabradell: Love interest?

 0:33:20 Ginevra: The MILF

 0:33:33 The Big Leneski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Whitworth

 0:33:34 Semiapies: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0686376/

 0:33:44 The Big Leneski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violante_Placido

 0:34:14 The Big Leneski: http://movies1.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Sorcerer_s_Apprentice/70119813?trkid=2361637

 0:34:31 Ginevra: Deadpan?

 0:35:01 sabradell: http://youtu.be/xP1-oquwoL8 - Nick Cage losing his shit

 0:35:19 Semiapies: Can't resist.

 0:35:20 Semiapies:

 0:35:35 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQGA-Nq9Lu4

 0:36:08 sabradell: *dies* D'oh

 0:36:12 Scottishpearl: masquerade!!!!

 0:36:31 sabradell: He-Man is sexy and he knows it

 0:36:45 The Big Leneski: he also knows what's goin' on

 0:37:00 sabradell: He works out

 0:37:58 Semiapies: For listeners at home: We've reviewed two movies this season and are using two entirely different scales. :D

 0:38:08 The Big Leneski: that's how we roll!

 0:38:39 StrawberryPie73: the company was the best part :)

 0:38:51 The Big Leneski: he's amusing to go to the theater with

 0:38:55 sabradell: That's sweet

 0:39:06 The Big Leneski: awww, SquidxPie <3

 0:39:09 StrawberryPie73: very amusing

 0:39:23 StrawberryPie73: dinner was more amusing

 0:39:31 The Big Leneski: Dinner is ALWAYS amusing.

 0:39:57 The Big Leneski: did he talk about eating babies?

 0:40:02 The Big Leneski: to the waitress?

 0:40:09 sabradell: Not Calamari?

 0:40:13 StrawberryPie73: of course

 0:40:37 Logan*: and I saw thois trailer, as well as bourne

 0:40:52 StrawberryPie73: actually to the hostess not waiter

 0:41:07 BlueDahlia: Why not just make Wicked?

 0:41:12 sabradell: As bad as "The Wiz"?

 0:42:25 The Big Leneski: well same thing

 0:42:49 sabradell: *perks* Lance?

 0:43:18 sabradell: Do not make me snark vanilla coke, I will kill you

 0:44:20 BlueDahlia: Once Upon A Time is AWESOME!!!!!!

 0:44:39 Logan*: Next he will be watching REVENGE

 0:44:40 sabradell: Gee, the only thing I watch on TV right now is Revenge

 0:44:44 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN9T40ECIGE

 0:44:53 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlvT8BB69CE

 0:45:19 Ginevra: The only shows I'm following right now are Lost Girl, Supernatural, and Worst Cooks.

 0:45:22 sabradell: That's kinda like James Bond having kids or something...

 0:46:17 The Big Leneski: you mean James Bond Jr :)

 0:46:30 sabradell: Eh?

 0:46:55 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWexi-DWFQ

 0:47:13 sabradell: I will go commit suicide now..

 0:48:10 BlueDahlia: I semi-remember that............

 0:48:13 sabradell: James Bond is a god..

 0:48:16 Logan*: nick fury!!!

 0:48:22 sabradell: You will die

 0:48:26 The Big Leneski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/003½:_The_Adventures_of_James_Bond_Junior

 0:48:41 sabradell: I hate you now

 0:49:18 The Big Leneski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Suzuki_Bond

 0:49:20 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA2dGqu5cmc

 0:49:38 The Big Leneski: hehe!

 0:49:46 The Big Leneski: my work here is done

 0:49:55 Ginevra: Grr...I've got a crazed five year old whispering over my shoulder.

 0:50:34 Semiapies: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodHomely

 0:51:13 sabradell: "The Story of O"

 0:51:27 Scottishpearl: lol that was an intersting one

 0:51:34 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwsiqQa1pw

 0:51:49 Scottishpearl: it is streaming on netflix

 0:52:02 Ginevra: It is?

 0:52:09 Ginevra: Must go check.

 0:52:12 Scottishpearl: was last time i saw

 0:52:14 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb9V2lxa52M

 0:52:18 sabradell: I'm checking my netflix after this

 0:52:34 The Big Leneski: http://movies1.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Story_of_O/60020532?trkid=2361637

 0:52:59 sabradell: Zombie Women of Satan was hilarious

 0:53:27 The Big Leneski: http://movies1.netflix.com/WiMovie/Zombie_Women_of_Satan/70123096?trkid=2361637

 0:53:36 Ginevra: Added to my queue. Been a while since I watched "O".

 0:53:59 sabradell: I keep looking for "The Pet" but it has always been on the DVD thing

 0:54:49 The Big Leneski: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/285427038/osombie-feature-film

 0:54:54 BlueDahlia: Any zombie bunnies?

 0:55:04 sabradell: Only in Grant Park

 0:55:25 The Big Leneski: I win on ties.

 0:55:40 sabradell: With the bunnies, not against me :)

 0:55:57 The Big Leneski: humblebundle.com

 0:56:37 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP4ctHlPSQ8

 0:56:39 The Big Leneski: I call a quorum :)

 0:56:51 sabradell: You get them to answer email then

 0:57:15 The Big Leneski: yeah you sort of have not the best STs for emailing someone back right now.

 0:57:28 The Big Leneski: they *lose* on ties :)

 0:57:39 sabradell: Do what I can but I dont have access to the database or their brains

 0:57:54 sabradell: *giggle giggle*

 0:58:49 sabradell: I need to find a good horror movie to watch soon. Insidious was done nicely but nothing since then.

 0:59:47 The Big Leneski: Let The Right One In?

 1:00:11 sabradell: Saw it already

 1:00:18 BlueDahlia: That movie was not good.

 1:00:33 BlueDahlia: Darkness Falls I mean

 1:00:43 sabradell: Saw Darkness Falls to

 1:01:10 BlueDahlia: Food!

 1:01:18 The Big Leneski: http://www.communityconnection211.org/taste/

 1:01:26 Scottishpearl: John carter?

 1:01:42 Logan*: ghost rider AND This Means War

 1:01:46 Scottishpearl: i want to know if this is good!

 1:01:55 Logan*: not out yet

 1:02:10 Scottishpearl: grr

 1:02:35 The SquidLord: There is now mom-doing.

 1:02:51 The Big Leneski: you're doing someone's mom again?

 1:02:53 Logan*: march 9

 1:02:54 The Big Leneski: That trick never works!

 1:03:21 Scottishpearl: i'm totally going then, with newborn in-tow.

 1:03:35 The Big Leneski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xczDd2_X0DI

 1:03:35 BlueDahlia: AWWWWWW!

 1:04:01 sabradell: I mute myself

 1:04:09 Semiapies: Thanks!

 1:04:43 sabradell: ~~And I ran I ran so far awaaay~~

 1:05:04 sabradell: Being silly --->

 1:05:28 The Big Leneski: you? Silly? Nooooo

 1:06:06 BlueDahlia: Hell NO!

 1:06:13 sabradell: Or there is always the Machete trailer from Planet Terror in contrast to the real movie

 1:06:36 Scottishpearl: i hated it

 1:07:43 sabradell: I gotta dash..

 1:07:50 sabradell: Going to like work or something