I'm coming now, I'm coming to reward them...
Congratulamations! You're not (currently) too drunk to read this! That's quite the accomplishment on Saint Patty's day, my friends. Look around. Is there green? If so, you need to clean up the damned vomit and take some seltzer. Dude! Tonight's covered up with the crazy; maybe there'll be inhalable caffeine if the law don't stop us, emo killin', mayhem, terrorism, and douchebags at SXSW. There's also getting crazy prepared for the apocalypse and the ever-lovin' Trailer Trash! Get ready for the action because it won't stop 'til we've painted the whole bathroom a lovely shade of chartreuse.
Logan*: When yhou were talking I got a feedback whistle. I am muted by the way
The SquidLord: Tonight's musical selections:
The SquidLord:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VLmEhh2YTs
The SquidLord:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLrAK74S49s
The SquidLord: And Logan, you shouldn't be muted.
Logan*: and Mr. RickWall, thank you for the TMO comment on page finally
Logan*: self muted
blissful_kaos: I *am* muted.
blissful_kaos: Because I don't want to talk...ever.
blissful_kaos: After hearing this.
rickwall: np logan
blissful_kaos: Do we have a Mike tonight?
blissful_kaos: Does anyone know?
sabradell: Have to download the Shoephone.. my old computer died
Logan*: baily, what is your MC user name? We have new server and I will whitelist you since Alex's seems to have gone BOOM
The SquidLord: [jams out along with the song]
sabradell: Shoot me with this song
Logan*: 108.174.49.236
sabradell: I'm here.. no complaining
The SquidLord:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ5gdKInRs0
blissful_kaos: ...bailycat
blissful_kaos: you know, the same name that I've been using for ages. :-D
The SquidLord: [bounces around with headphones on, he feels like a real DJ]
Logan*: i could not remember if it had spapce or dash
blissful_kaos: I've been playing with minecraft fairly little lately... that whole work-n-school thing.
Logan*: you are now whitelisted
sabradell: DRUGS!!!
sabradell: I need DRUGS after that
sabradell: The strongest I have is adivan
sabradell: Who knows what the new mic will sound like
blissful_kaos: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck party party
SonofRowsdower: Party
sabradell: Installing Showphone now.. blegh
blissful_kaos: sabra, why don't you just use blink?
blissful_kaos: icanblink.com
SonofRowsdower: Bushmills in the glass.
sabradell: tried it once didnt work for me
sabradell: brb
blissful_kaos: fuckfuckfuckfuck party party?
sabradell: What powers that be?
sabradell: Which powers?
Nelal Hurcran: I force fed a pickled conquistador a falafel.
blissful_kaos: Jesus...
SonofRowsdower: Dude, but they've got the cool hats.
sabradell: No, not really
sabradell: Did you add the Dark Shadows one?
SonofRowsdower: Dark Shadows?
blissful_kaos: Dark Shadows *is* on there.
SonofRowsdower: [brushes teeth]
Semiapies: Or look here:
Semiapies: https://plus.google.com/102243198766405065635/posts/EasM71Nkqsg
rickwall: yes thats it
SonofRowsdower: clap clap
SonofRowsdower: fap fap
SonofRowsdower: I'm usually reluctant to join in the call, when I'm drunk... doubly so.
blissful_kaos: I don't drink and chat.
blissful_kaos: ...we're not going to talk about hallucinogens and computers.
sabradell: I'm not regular.. basis
Semiapies: Tonight's Eric the .5b is sponsored (with no consideration) by:
Semiapies: http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/fat-tire
SonofRowsdower: I'm going to eat my cat.
Nelal Hurcran: Watch as he completely ignores all us in the chatroom.
blissful_kaos: ...I'm a cat... don't eat me, please.
Nelal Hurcran: No eating pussy on the show, unless the mic is on.
sabradell: It was awful! fuck fuck fuck party party
SonofRowsdower: ha ha
SonofRowsdower: I'm married. Sue me.
sabradell: What is your net worth? Then I may think about it...
StrawberryPie73: I have several uses I have found out :)
blissful_kaos: My net worth is sad. :(
sabradell: And sneeze
blissful_kaos: http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_20157531/san-francisco-court-overturns-22-year-sentence-millenium
blissful_kaos: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_millennium_attack_plots
sabradell: *Insert I like big buts here*
blissful_kaos: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Ressam
The SquidLord: She cannot lie.
SonofRowsdower: ^^^^I like men's butts^^^^
sabradell: Actually I do not like fat buts.. firm, like watching biscuits on pistons is better...
The SquidLord: I'm a warrior, too.
blissful_kaos: I like booty.
sabradell: Geratric threats!
sabradell: And I feel fine
sabradell: Woot!!!
Semiapies: http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/doomsday-preppers/
Logan*: m e me
Semiapies: http://www.businessinsider.com/man-spends-more-than-350000-preparing-for-the-apocalypse-2012-3
sabradell: LOL
Semiapies: http://www.businessinsider.com/world-economic-forum-unusual-global-risks-2012-2012-3?op=1
sabradell: Do you have to provide your own iodine tablets in case of fallout?
sabradell: I'm moving to KS!
sabradell: Why am I thinking of "The Day After Tomorrow" and then Snowball Earth?
Semiapies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aYJAEuAUBg
sabradell: WOOT!
sabradell: <3 my REI
SonofRowsdower: Sterno for the non-hobos out there.
SonofRowsdower: Arranging sticks in a small hole in the ground.
sabradell: Do not use poison ivy, oak or sumac.. avoiding belladonna and henbane would also be good
SonofRowsdower: Eagle Scout advice available upon request.
SonofRowsdower: Just peeing?
sabradell: You can manipulate your stream with labia control. It wooks
sabradell: works too
SonofRowsdower: I want details.
sabradell: *dies laughing*
Semiapies: We're getting some garbling.
SonofRowsdower: Band name alert.
sabradell: Scatology.. wow
SonofRowsdower: http://www.reddit.com/r/poop
blissful_kaos: Aton Edwards
sabradell: Take a picture of it!
Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aton_Edwards
SonofRowsdower: I just heard that in Arnold's voice.
sabradell: Aton is a seriously scary looking black man
The SquidLord: http://www.backpackerspantry.com/InventoryD.asp?loc=100&item_no=102410&category=test&subcategory=
SonofRowsdower: MRE veteran here...
Semiapies: Who's dedicated right now to disaster-preparedness for impoverished communities, interestingly enough.
SonofRowsdower: Had 1984 Olympic M&Ms in 1999.
Semiapies: Verdict: tasty!
SonofRowsdower: Also, gum from a late 70s Buck Rogers card pack in 2003.
sabradell: You are scaring me there!
SonofRowsdower: Tasted like Pepto Bismol and it cut my mouth.
Semiapies: You worry me, Son of Rowsdower.
Semiapies: Ow.
SonofRowsdower: @Semiapies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c
sabradell: The idea of eating those things is reprehensible.. I'll gather and hunt, thank you very much
Semiapies: *quirks*
sabradell: Some MRE's are not so bad.. others.. blegh
SonofRowsdower: Yep... the sodium heating elements are fun to blow up too.
rickwall: 21st century K rations bleeh
SonofRowsdower: Don't they just eat dirt, plants and shit?
blissful_kaos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaj0Uj40CEw
sabradell: frreze dried strogonoff.. no thanks.. unless I am starving
SonofRowsdower: Holiday appropriate trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY3bAzfKmaY
SonofRowsdower:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY3bAzfKmaY
sabradell: Mass hysteria?
sabradell: ^5
SonofRowsdower: http://www.omg-facts.com/view/Facts/49995
sabradell: Snake Plyskin?
SonofRowsdower: PG-13? Yawn. Why is money more important than tits, ass, and gore?
sabradell: Snake Plyskin was a god amongst men.. with cigarettes...
SonofRowsdower: No. The Filipino exploitation films from the 1970s want to tell you about movies that "know what they are".
Semiapies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq8hQ_lyMBs
Semiapies: Trout!
SonofRowsdower: Munching and Stroke-an-off in the same sentence?
Semiapies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7lBleOF9Pw
SonofRowsdower: Tom Berenger too.
SonofRowsdower: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117774/
Semiapies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nUsUV2yUdY
Semiapies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OnhnvczTk
sabradell: Machete!
SonofRowsdower: Sweet Sweetback?
Semiapies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtPLQTTmiXQ
SonofRowsdower: ...and his Badass Song?
SonofRowsdower: He had sex with Lindsay Lohan.
sabradell: a beard???
SonofRowsdower: In Machete.
blissful_kaos: A Beard!
sabradell: Oh.. ok
sabradell: It's Mitt Romney!
SonofRowsdower: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110857/
Semiapies: Explaining for the younger listeners:
Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_and_the_Beast_(TV_series)
SonofRowsdower: C'mon... Mission to Moscow Police Academy.
sabradell: The greatest actor is Fred Savage.. they proved that on Family Guy
SonofRowsdower: Trailer Park Boys love.
sabradell: Planet Crazy needs Zombie Women of Satan
sabradell: For the UK version
SonofRowsdower: Wonder Years? http://www.irishcentral.com/ent/Wonder-Years-Danica-McKellar-star-in-Syfy-telepic-Tasmanian-Devil-133954408.html
blissful_kaos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg2px-N3Vms
SonofRowsdower: Child rape is never funny.
rickwall: no but virgan sacrofices are :)
SonofRowsdower: He needs rhinoplasty.
blissful_kaos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX2cS8wvQHI
blissful_kaos: ^Iron Sky
blissful_kaos: Woo!
blissful_kaos: Spaceship + Nazis = WIN!
sabradell: Nazis!!
SonofRowsdower: I did Nazi that coming.
SonofRowsdower: shuffle, rimshot
SonofRowsdower: http://searchengineland.com/google-maps-causes-us-navy-to-change-its-swastika-building-12289
SonofRowsdower: I'm not huge... just big boned.
Semiapies: I was wondering what this Kool-Aide was for...
sabradell: break out the green beer!
SonofRowsdower: Green whiskey as well.
Semiapies: "It's...it's green."
Semiapies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWEDZFoLmyA
SonofRowsdower: Goodnight, all.
Logan*: and I am wearing my famed green ring
blissful_kaos: And the Plus!
sabradell: Does it make stuff outof thin air?
rickwall: I didn't get to say anything :(
SonofRowsdower: Nice. Racial stereotypes FTW.
Semiapies: Hush now, they're _ethnic_ stereotypes.
SonofRowsdower: Irish isn't a race, btw.
SonofRowsdower: Sorry.
sabradell: Creed :)
The SquidLord: It's a race to the bottom of the bottle!
blissful_kaos: Horrible band. :-D
blissful_kaos: ...mmmm... stroganoff.
sabradell: Keeps us from taking over the world
SonofRowsdower: We were all Yellow (strike that) GREEN.
The SquidLord: I never get enough bagpipes!
blissful_kaos: Hey Alex, can I play your bagpipes?
blissful_kaos: I promise I'll blow real hard.
Logan*: If I have the proper will power....or vicodin
Semiapies: Saying farewell to a great man:
Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Fairfax_(rower)
Semiapies: He didn't always drink beer, but when he did...
sabradell: uh oh!
sabradell: later!
sabradell: kick me off
sabradell: :P
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