EPISODE145 - I'm Totally Clair on the Issue

You know those wild and crazy nights that happen, where you're fascinated by man's inhumanity to man, where the curtains fall and you wonder how in the Hell any of what you just saw came to pass? Yeah, just like that. Decapitation, hanging, free meth from the CIA, we bring you the most important techniques for modern life available! That includes tonight's Trailer Trash, with bits from The Dark Knight, The Devil's Carnival, Simon Pegg, high-speed fists, and, if we can get to it, time travel. Yeeeeeah, boy.

-0:14:20 SonofRowsdower: Hello everyone!

-0:13:56 Logan*: 'ello

-0:13:42 Logan*: he is testing his audio

-0:13:29 SonofRowsdower: Bakon vodka and pickle juice shots tonight.

-0:05:58 SonofRowsdower: Thought about venturing out to get the Bongo Free-For-All comic today. Alas, just sat in my study reading old issues of MAD.

-0:04:57 SonofRowsdower: http://www.freecomicbookday.com/Home/1/1/27/1041?stockItemID=STK460618

-0:04:32 SonofRowsdower: Sorry, might be a dead link.

-0:03:51 Logan*: No, I see it. Bongo with Comic book guy

-0:02:51 SonofRowsdower: This doesn't bode well for my evening. Why is it that I only have network troubles once a week, during the show?

-0:02:15 Semiapies: Link is good, SoR. And appreciated.

-0:00:01 SonofRowsdower: The Toshiba has defeated the MacBook tonight in BSU compatibility.

 0:01:13 Koolguy: hit it!

 0:01:55 SonofRowsdower: Breakers of the magic wind.

 0:02:22 Koolguy: im eating my dinner while listening to this show, my drink is diet root beer, borqs kind

 0:02:43 Koolguy: its pasta and kraft cheese and crackers

 0:02:50 Semiapies: http://www.operationBSU.org

 0:02:57 Koolguy: angelhair pasta with chicken and broccoli

 0:03:27 SonofRowsdower: Pastor tacos... because I'm a gringo sheep.

 0:05:22 Koolguy: right on

 0:05:37 Koolguy: Google+ FTW! It's always fun afterwards

 0:06:44 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ

 0:06:44 SonofRowsdower: For all my Java dev brethren: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/05/05/jury_hung_oracle_google/

 0:07:11 SonofRowsdower: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/05/05/jury_hung_oracle_google/

 0:09:14 SonofRowsdower: Avengers II: Namor's Sorrow.

 0:09:57 SonofRowsdower: Hahahaha

 0:11:35 Logan*: Eric...the swarama is a little joke Tony Stark has at the end of The Avengers

 0:13:40 Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Yauch

 0:14:28 Logan*: Hi Dear Misty

 0:15:00 The SquidLord: http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hpoWLk44l2EpK__gumIRJ7BC1PPA?docId=CNG.bea72f322608560a3c88570953fa39b0.11

 0:15:06 SonofRowsdower: "The sun is beatin' down on my baseball sombrero"

 0:15:09 mistyquiet: hey :)

 0:15:09 The SquidLord: http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/news/us/man-forgotten-in-cell-nearly-dies-of-dehydration-634083/

 0:15:17 Koolguy: Mistey!

 0:15:20 The SquidLord: http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-dea-apology-20120503,0,2310925.story

 0:15:27 Koolguy: sry for the typo

 0:15:31 The SquidLord: http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/may/05/tp-officials-silent-in-federal-holding-cell-flub/

 0:15:48 The SquidLord: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/9244943/Forgotten-US-inmate-who-had-to-drink-own-urine-files-20m-compensation-claim.html

 0:15:59 The SquidLord: http://the420times.com/2012/05/protest-over-deas-treatment-of-daniel-chong-monday-may-7th/

 0:16:37 SonofRowsdower: It was the meth he "found" in there.

 0:17:26 Semiapies: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

 0:17:51 SonofRowsdower: Worst. Drug Plant. Ever.

 0:20:11 Logan*: The show will now get BETTER, as I just put on The Ring

 0:21:09 Koolguy: right

 0:21:25 SonofRowsdower: I just imagine him backing up from it like he saw a dollar on the street with a fishing hook and line attached.

 0:22:04 Koolguy: and the call dropped on my end

 0:22:31 Koolguy: callin back in

 0:22:40 SonofRowsdower: This is why we can't have horizontal surfaces that aren't covered with vaseline in public restrooms.

 0:23:14 SonofRowsdower: My imagination went wild with this one.

 0:23:54 SonofRowsdower: I pictured strike-through-five counted sets of marks on the wall.

 0:24:41 SonofRowsdower: Brooks was here

 0:25:02 Semiapies: http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/World/20120505/mexico-beheadings-drugs-bodies-120505/

 0:25:11 Semiapies: http://g.co/maps/4gwr6

 0:25:33 Semiapies: http://www.scotsman.com/news/international/23-bodies-dumped-in-drugs-turf-war-1-2277738

 0:25:39 Semiapies: http://www.smh.com.au/world/23-slain-in-mexican-cartel-war-20120505-1y6ct.html

 0:25:58 Semiapies: http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&ix=tea&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=633&q=laredo&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x8660c06c

 0:26:08 Semiapies: http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Drug-gangs-resort-to-horrific-killings-3535925.php

 0:26:16 Semiapies: http://www.deadtroll.com/

 0:28:53 SonofRowsdower: http://www.reddit.com/r/BlogDelNarco/

 0:29:37 SonofRowsdower: ^^^ THE source for cartel pics and stories ^^^

 0:32:42 SonofRowsdower: Beware... there's a lot of 404 action on the actual blog source right now.

 0:32:51 SonofRowsdower: Hi

 0:33:46 SonofRowsdower: Out to smoke and do some pickle juice/Bakon vodka shots... brb

 0:35:27 Semiapies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8evyE9TuYk

 0:35:31 Koolguy: internet failure sucks

 0:35:42 Koolguy: sucks ass to be exact

 0:35:55 x0xPiex0x: YES! Yes it does

 0:37:58 Logan*: as I am....and he will not be "on the jiouce"

 0:38:15 Koolguy: yeah,,,fucking lame

 0:40:42 Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repo!_The_Genetic_Opera

 0:40:52 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2hqUqsxe9w

 0:40:56 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlR3Y79HZpc

 0:41:29 Semiapies: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Repo_The_Genetic_Opera/70105133?trkid=2361637

 0:42:46 Semiapies: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealMenWearPink

 0:43:56 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69hrUi7zBPI

 0:44:17 Koolguy: right on

 0:45:24 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cki0CxC2rQ8

 0:45:40 Koolguy: yea

 0:46:16 Logan*: HI katherine

 0:46:17 Koolguy: YES! Katherine is here!

 0:46:30 Katherine_Boone: I'm late! :[ Had to go to Toad Suck again.

 0:46:41 Logan*: for the turkey leg?

 0:46:50 Katherine_Boone: For the turkey leg. Soooo good.

 0:47:03 Logan*: tom orrow is russo for me

 0:47:23 Koolguy: lucky

 0:47:28 Semiapies: http://ursulavernon.com/

 0:48:06 Katherine_Boone: I'll try Russo's after my first paycheck.

 0:48:20 Koolguy: cool

 0:48:55 SonofRowsdower: Brian Jacques warned you all.

 0:49:03 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhQxTaICiQw

 0:49:03 SonofRowsdower: You didn't listen.

 0:49:19 Katherine_Boone: All that barking from you guys sounded like a dubstep song.

 0:49:33 Logan*: talented

 0:49:33 Koolguy: thats wassup

 0:49:36 SonofRowsdower: Drop the Bass(ett Hound)

 0:50:05 Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Eyes

 0:50:28 SonofRowsdower: Asian guy in prison? Did he find any meth?

 0:50:37 SonofRowsdower: Or drink his pee?

 0:52:12 Koolguy: trailor trash kicks ass!

 0:52:23 SonofRowsdower: I agree.

 0:53:32 Koolguy: ninjas, oh fuck...

 0:53:45 SonofRowsdower: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sho_Kosugi

 0:53:59 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uIWGOKW5OM

 0:54:38 SonofRowsdower: Mob of the future?

 0:55:21 SonofRowsdower: How do you say "Terminator" in Italian?

 0:57:59 SonofRowsdower: Dick Clark comes back from the grave to kill the ghost of Ed McMahon... in: Bloopers: Geriatric Assault

 0:58:40 SonofRowsdower: IN. THE. FUTURE!!!

 1:00:08 Koolguy: yeah

 1:00:13 Koolguy: FUCK Yeah!

 1:00:20 Koolguy: me either

 1:00:46 SonofRowsdower: (.)(.)

 1:01:15 Semiapies: Masturbating with Bruce Willis???

 1:01:26 SonofRowsdower: I think I'll hang out with you guys this time... see you then.

 1:01:39 Semiapies: Sounds good, SoR.

 1:01:40 Koolguy: ya

 1:03:13 SonofRowsdower: This is one of the least embarrassing chat logs I've ever contributed to...

 1:03:22 SonofRowsdower: ...being drunk every time and all.

 1:03:46 SonofRowsdower: Nah, I'm wasted.

 1:04:09 Koolguy: cool

 1:04:26 SonofRowsdower: So, do you guys want yearbook photos of Mike from the 90s?

 1:04:42 SonofRowsdower: I guess I can ask, since he's not here right now.

 1:05:16 SonofRowsdower: Lemme break out the scanner tomorrow.

 1:06:03 SonofRowsdower: Broccoli?

 1:06:20 SonofRowsdower: Does it every time.

 1:07:00 Koolguy: i saw that movie, it was awesome

 1:07:02 Koolguy: kicked ass

 1:07:04 SonofRowsdower: Gotta go, everyone. Have a great evening.

 1:07:10 Koolguy: aight

 1:07:39 Koolguy: i would dress up as Iron Man

 1:07:52 Koolguy: and Tony Stark

 1:08:00 Koolguy: or either one

 1:08:12 Logan*: I will dress up as Phil Coulson

 1:09:30 Logan*: LMD