EPISODE148 - Zombies Leathered Up and Face Down

You know what I never seem to get enough of? Cannibalism. No, I'm not kidding. I'm not saying tonight is all about cannibalism, I'm just saying it's not illegal in Japan is what I'm saying. Also, fetal corpses, and putting genitals in your mouth. Also, the most addictive video game design known to man. Plus, Trailer Trash, which everyone on EARTH is compelled by. Tell your friends!

-0:11:39 Koolguy: gonna dial in

-0:11:36 Koolguy: hold on

-0:11:18 NascentSelf: some stupid insect bit me

-0:11:15 NascentSelf: damn him

-0:10:49 Koolguy: sucks, i once got stung in the middle finger

-0:10:44 Koolguy: and it was hell

-0:10:32 Koolguy: but that was when I was younger

-0:09:53 NascentSelf: there are worse places to be stung

-0:08:41 Koolguy: im sure

-0:07:38 NascentSelf: meow

-0:05:52 Koolguy: dring corona extra, damn good

-0:03:26 Koolguy: i selfmuted

-0:03:11 Koolguy: not the best way with an autistic man in the room

-0:03:10 Logan*: thank you

-0:03:02 Koolguy: and ur welcome

-0:01:33 Koolguy: dear lord

-0:01:26 Koolguy: i was chatting here earlier

-0:01:21 Koolguy: her

-0:00:09 Koolguy: grabbing diablo 3 installer from my battle.net account

-0:00:03 Logan*: still 5?

 0:00:01 Koolguy: said heck with it

 0:00:10 Koolguy: might as well try it

 0:00:12 Logan*: no audio

 0:00:27 Logan*: no music I SHOULD SAY...i HEAR BREATHING

 0:00:46 NascentSelf: you broke it

 0:00:56 Logan*: yes

 0:01:06 Koolguy: horribly

 0:01:10 rickwall: lol

 0:01:37 Cranky Yank: hello there, fixing my sound 1 sec

 0:01:42 Koolguy: go for it

 0:02:09 Koolguy: ya

 0:02:29 NascentSelf: i said yes

 0:02:30 Semiapies: You can't hear us?

 0:02:39 Semiapies: We can hear each other.

 0:02:48 Semiapies: Oh, shit.

 0:03:07 Koolguy: yay...

 0:04:03 SonofRowsdower: Hello everyone.

 0:04:10 Logan*: hello

 0:04:12 NascentSelf: hehehehehe

 0:04:18 NascentSelf: so good to hear eric talk like that

 0:05:06 Koolguy: heh

 0:05:18 Koolguy: this is going well

 0:05:38 SonofRowsdower: More like Civil War amputation.

 0:06:22 SonofRowsdower: Don't forget the drunk ramblings.

 0:06:55 decadent_east: It's a Bee!

 0:07:17 SonofRowsdower: ...and higher expectations.

 0:07:30 decadent_east: Shoe phone doesn't like my mic.

 0:07:31 Koolguy: yeah

 0:07:34 decadent_east: It's a thing.

 0:07:41 Koolguy: lol

 0:07:46 Koolguy: you should

 0:07:54 Koolguy: it'd be nice

 0:07:58 SonofRowsdower: I want the third one.

 0:08:03 NascentSelf: alex totally interrupted my helo

 0:08:04 NascentSelf: hello

 0:08:11 decadent_east: Hi, Carmen.

 0:08:21 Koolguy: hhehehe

 0:08:28 NascentSelf: hi who the hell are you

 0:08:48 Koolguy: who knows

 0:09:05 Koolguy: i've seen none from any of the girls here

 0:09:11 Koolguy: makes me sad

 0:09:16 decadent_east: Too many.

 0:09:29 decadent_east: But never stops me from watching porn.

 0:09:32 Koolguy: i do

 0:09:38 decadent_east: True story.

 0:09:39 Koolguy: for damns sake!

 0:09:53 Koolguy: this is a dissapointing fact

 0:11:06 Koolguy: installing Diablo III...

 0:11:19 Koolguy: it takes 15.1 gig, wow

 0:11:27 The SquidLord: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18117808

 0:11:33 decadent_east: That's a pretty giant game.

 0:11:36 NascentSelf: what would ever stop a dude from watching porn

 0:11:39 The SquidLord: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2012/05/23/man-caught-roasted-fetuses-covered-gold/

 0:11:46 The SquidLord: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/899535-british-citizen-arrested-in-bangkok-with-six-foetuses

 0:12:08 SonofRowsdower: Something smells like Albert Fish in here.

 0:12:16 NascentSelf: fuck alex this is gross

 0:12:26 Koolguy: indeed

 0:12:35 Koolguy: porn is not such a problem really

 0:12:39 NascentSelf: yucky alex

 0:12:43 NascentSelf: i do not approve of this story

 0:12:55 NascentSelf: hey i had fun in thailand

 0:12:57 NascentSelf: dont knock it

 0:13:24 Koolguy: hehehe

 0:13:55 decadent_east: Of course they're for black magic.

 0:14:19 NascentSelf: i wish they just used a four leaf clover

 0:14:48 SonofRowsdower: What is the tolerance level for nasty photos here... I'm taking a poll so that I don't get in trouble.

 0:15:09 Logan*: playing diablo, just died....:(

 0:15:25 Koolguy: thank god I don't sing on air.

 0:15:31 Koolguy: It wouldn't be smart

 0:15:35 decadent_east: My tolerance is pretty high. I'm the one who brings the pictures that make Alex go 'wtf'

 0:16:21 SonofRowsdower: http://imgur.com/a/BGrAd#2MWUU

 0:17:28 The SquidLord: http://www.businessinsider.com/chinese-police-have-arrested-an-alleged-serial-killer-who-ate-his-victims-flesh-and-sold-the-rest-as-ostrich-meat-2012-

 0:17:43 The SquidLord: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad/china-cannibal-monster-detained/story-fn6s850w-1226367562937

 0:17:51 NascentSelf: ill be happy when the subject changes

 0:17:55 The SquidLord: http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?we_cat=11&art_id=122801&sid=36510515&con_type=3&d_str=20120525&fc=7

 0:18:07 decadent_east: I think you're going to waiting a while.

 0:18:28 NascentSelf: im turning my ears off

 0:18:42 Semiapies: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18117808

 0:18:54 decadent_east: See, I think they're aware he doesn't raise ostriches.

 0:19:00 decadent_east: Where did they think he was getting them?

 0:19:56 SonofRowsdower: Yeah, Nascent... maybe this link will make them feel ashamed about their nastiness:

 0:19:57 SonofRowsdower: http://www.reddit.com/r/picsofdeadkids

 0:20:06 decadent_east: Perhaps they believed he was some black market ostrich meat dealer.

 0:20:26 NascentSelf: i wish scottishpearl was here

 0:20:53 SonofRowsdower: Apparently not... how about this?

 0:20:54 SonofRowsdower: A truly gruesome picture of what appears to be a fetus being cooked - [Eric the .5b]

 0:21:05 SonofRowsdower: Warning, don't look at that.

 0:21:05 Cranky Yank: i must say, im glad i was reminded/invited for tonights show! /SadClownFace

 0:22:15 decadent_east:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y

 0:22:50 NascentSelf: its a stupid idea

 0:22:54 NascentSelf: it causes insanity

 0:23:04 The SquidLord: http://www.france24.com/en/20120525-japanese-man-cooks-serves-own-genitals

 0:23:12 The SquidLord: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html

 0:23:16 SonofRowsdower: Only encephalitis over generations, I think.

 0:23:20 The SquidLord: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality

 0:23:31 NascentSelf: im pretty sure in the same lifetime

 0:23:32 Koolguy: got of phone because im chatting my guild

 0:23:43 NascentSelf: he's like morrissey

 0:23:43 Koolguy: on The old republic

 0:24:01 NascentSelf: although i would stop morrissey from cutting his junk off

 0:24:51 NascentSelf: nomnomnom

 0:25:27 NascentSelf: HAHAHHAHA

 0:25:33 NascentSelf: AWESOME ERIC

 0:25:39 NascentSelf: lol

 0:25:40 SonofRowsdower: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus

 0:25:49 NascentSelf: im about to pee my pants laughing

 0:25:59 SonofRowsdower: Penis fish

 0:26:17 NascentSelf: what was it jesus did with like 2 fish?

 0:26:18 Koolguy: lol

 0:26:21 NascentSelf: was it like that?

 0:26:49 Koolguy: mic is muted for now

 0:26:57 Koolguy: on my Xlite

 0:27:35 SonofRowsdower: nudge nudge

 0:27:37 NascentSelf: did people actually eat it

 0:27:43 decadent_east: It's Japan, Eric.

 0:27:52 decadent_east: They don't really do the huge portions.

 0:27:58 NascentSelf: man his junk is in high demand

 0:28:04 decadent_east: ...

 0:28:04 NascentSelf: lol

 0:28:19 NascentSelf: nono

 0:28:21 NascentSelf: keep going

 0:28:46 decadent_east: Are you feeling a little delicate, Alex?

 0:28:49 NascentSelf: that german guy was arrested for cooking that dudes penis

 0:29:14 NascentSelf: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

 0:29:26 NascentSelf: well he killed the guy

 0:29:32 NascentSelf: he watched him bleed to death

 0:29:35 NascentSelf: after cutting off his dick

 0:29:45 NascentSelf: while he watched cartoons

 0:30:13 SonofRowsdower: Urotsukidoji

 0:30:21 NascentSelf: oops sorry

 0:30:25 NascentSelf: he was READING while he bled to death

 0:30:39 NascentSelf: Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement at a website, The Cannibal Cafe, whose disclaimer mentions the distinction between rea

 0:30:40 Semiapies: http://store.steampowered.com/app/8930/

 0:30:46 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ud4mrIgG9s

 0:31:27 SonofRowsdower: Gotta take a drink/smoke break and watch the last few minutes of Super Shark... be right back.

 0:31:39 decadent_east: Unless Eric wants to do a magic ritual to reverse his bad luck.

 0:31:43 decadent_east: Then he totally wants a cut.

 0:32:25 NascentSelf: how much is it

 0:32:49 NascentSelf: me wanty

 0:34:42 NascentSelf: eric is dirty today

 0:34:56 NascentSelf: keep it going

 0:35:15 Semiapies: http://www.indiegala.com/?utm_source=MadMimi&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Indiegala+V+is+LIVE_&utm_campaign=Indiegala+V+is+LIVE_&utm_term=www_indiegal

 0:36:09 Semiapies: http://www.ablegamers.com/

 0:36:35 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWJHOdjuOlY

 0:37:24 NascentSelf: wtf is with the cuts to a bleeding body

 0:38:28 NascentSelf: i like when she headbangs the blond into the locker

 0:39:04 SonofRowsdower: I'm back.

 0:40:14 NascentSelf: lol

 0:41:30 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwfCRAtkYEI

 0:42:16 Koolguy: 20 minutes, ehhh

 0:42:37 SonofRowsdower: Iron Man was "directed"?

 0:42:59 Koolguy: feels like we've been on already an hour even though we've not for me

 0:43:13 NascentSelf: isnt that based on the solar pulse thats supposed to happen?

 0:43:17 NascentSelf: that would knock out power to everything

 0:43:26 NascentSelf: in thousands of years or whatever

 0:43:49 NascentSelf: what do people stop having babies?

 0:43:50 NascentSelf: haha

 0:43:55 SonofRowsdower: Wait, and that black dude from Breaking Bad was blown up, right?

 0:44:51 SonofRowsdower: Kudzu?

 0:46:35 Semiapies: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosyCatastrophe

 0:46:46 SonofRowsdower: I hope you electric toothbrush fuckers are listening right now.

 0:47:31 Koolguy: see you all at google+, i am dropping a bit early

 0:48:54 SonofRowsdower: http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlwKkt7E5CvDAaoX2JTy2b89gL2Y636d-iFBQRlyff8pE43D7IR5ISSI95Aw

 0:50:24 NascentSelf: ITS MAGICO

 0:50:33 SonofRowsdower: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_System_i

 0:50:48 NascentSelf: this show broke my internet

 0:51:27 NascentSelf: your mom is nicely appointed

 0:51:35 NascentSelf: i was gonna say that earlier but i got kicked

 0:52:13 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFxVCWYOdGM

 0:52:17 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFxVCWYOdGM

 0:52:38 NascentSelf: arent they all

 0:52:44 x0xPiex0x: Got candy??

 0:52:50 Cranky Yank: the best raping clown in town?

 0:53:14 NascentSelf: ew seatbelt from hell

 0:53:44 NascentSelf: i had to turn it off sorry

 0:53:53 Cranky Yank:

 0:54:06 SonofRowsdower: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070756/

 0:54:16 NascentSelf: or a air brush wolf

 0:54:19 NascentSelf: an

 0:54:37 NascentSelf: air brush would be rad

 0:54:44 SonofRowsdower:

 0:54:44 NascentSelf: and like a topless chick

 0:55:14 Cranky Yank:

 0:55:32 Cranky Yank: yes

 0:55:38 Cranky Yank: assraping clown

 0:55:49 Cranky Yank: LOL

 0:55:49 SonofRowsdower:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MJI1wIh2A0

 0:56:04 Cranky Yank: duh!

 0:56:07 Cranky Yank: lol

 0:56:08 NascentSelf: is your tounge tripping over the ass alex?

 0:56:15 Cranky Yank: haha

 0:56:16 NascentSelf: awww

 0:56:17 Cranky Yank: noooooooooo

 0:56:21 SonofRowsdower: This is my shocked face.

 0:56:21 NascentSelf: yeah im sad

 0:56:26 Cranky Yank: lol

 0:56:26 NascentSelf: i want his nerdy body

 0:56:43 Cranky Yank: mmm cock

 0:56:48 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6DPPKP9wI

 0:57:25 Semiapies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_Page

 0:58:33 SonofRowsdower: Spent a few hours today playing Max Payne 3, so the fatigue is setting in.

 0:58:50 SonofRowsdower: I wonder if it is worth it?

 0:59:17 Cranky Yank:

 0:59:28 SonofRowsdower: Gah.

 1:00:46 SonofRowsdower: Goodnight everyone.

 1:00:55 NascentSelf: nite

 1:01:36 Cranky Yank: hmmm

 1:01:41 Cranky Yank: good advice

 1:02:09 Cranky Yank: http://www.twitch.tv/nerdgirll

 1:02:11 Cranky Yank: is me!!!!

 1:02:14 Cranky Yank: go watch!

 1:02:50 SonofRowsdower: And dead babies... if you dare.

 1:03:23 SonofRowsdower: What a great show.

 1:03:29 SonofRowsdower: I didn't leave.

 1:03:39 NascentSelf: it was hot

 1:04:03 Guessed: Hello everybody :)

 1:04:11 SonofRowsdower: Yeah, gotta guzzle some beer and join you in a second.

 1:04:36 SonofRowsdower: How "many" do you suck.

 1:04:42 Cranky Yank: lol

 1:04:45 NascentSelf: byebye rickwall

 1:05:06 Cranky Yank: bye