EPISODE156 - BWE: Short Bastards and Self-Involved Plants

Betas. Who loves ya baby? Apparently, it's companies who want you to help you bug test and promote at the same time! This weekend is the last Guild Wars 2 Beta Weekend Event before launch, with the Asura and Sylvari finally in. How's that going? We'll talk about that as well as other betas and Free2Plays. All that chased by the ever-lovable Trailer Trash. C'mon in tonight; I promise to use the Fist of Science!

-0:08:55 Logan*: ok, when you nmusted or did whatever, it stopped

-0:08:45 Logan*: muted

-0:07:57 Logan*: if you dropped off audio, Pro shows you still there

-0:07:39 The SquidLord: Rebooting sound capture. Sec.

-0:04:39 Logan*: ok, you dropped and now I don't have audio. rebooting

 0:00:15 Semiapies: It's very quiet.

 0:00:16 Logan*: no audio

 0:00:21 Semiapies: Incidental noises, now. Typing.

 0:00:26 Logan*: typing, but no music

 0:00:34 The SquidLord:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfrKejzTdLU

 0:00:54 Semiapies: This is an inauspicious start.

 0:01:13 Semiapies: Now, just silence.

 0:01:23 SonofRowsdower: Heh, I thought it was just me...

 0:01:53 The SquidLord: Problem with rebooting an audio device interface while the Blink feed is open.

 0:01:59 SonofRowsdower: I've had some issues with this Windows box and audio on Talkshoe, so let me know if it starts and I still can't hear it.

 0:02:10 SonofRowsdower: Pretty please.

 0:02:25 Logan*: started

 0:04:45 SonofRowsdower: Ha ha... I'm here.

 0:05:10 SonofRowsdower: [Insert Quaker Guy]

 0:06:04 NascentSelf: lol

 0:06:06 TakeiG: Hello

 0:06:56 Semiapies: https://plus.google.com/102243198766405065635/posts

 0:06:56 SonofRowsdower: 317 tickets left, people; we did it!

 0:06:58 SonofRowsdower: http://www.tugg.com/events/1070#.UAlxtzHOzLg

 0:07:25 SonofRowsdower: Iron Sky @ The Plaza

 0:07:25 TakeiG: Hello young man :)

 0:07:42 NascentSelf: haha

 0:10:26 TakeiG: Sounds good I'll be happy to call into that show :)

 0:10:42 SonofRowsdower: Been collecting Bat comics since the early 80s, and saw the flick earlier today.

 0:11:52 Logan*: beam her up, squid.....energize

 0:12:01 SonofRowsdower: Fuck... 30 years?

 0:12:41 SonofRowsdower: The extraction hurts way worse.

 0:14:12 SonofRowsdower: Also, Tugg.com is a really cool site.

 0:14:48 TakeiG: Always happy to be here, SquidLord ;)

 0:15:02 Nelal Hurcran: Not on the call yet, but I'm here.

 0:15:02 NascentSelf: i got off the call but can get back on if you need my most awesome ness

 0:15:17 Nelal Hurcran: Not as late as I though, either.

 0:15:25 NascentSelf: :)

 0:15:32 NascentSelf: har har

 0:15:38 TakeiG: I've no need to see genetic female breasts

 0:15:50 NascentSelf: genetic ones?

 0:15:51 NascentSelf: ha

 0:15:53 Logan*: can we say the magic words ton ight??? pickled falafals?

 0:15:59 SonofRowsdower: I'm there.

 0:16:05 Nelal Hurcran: .....This worries me.

 0:16:14 bingomion: boobies :)

 0:16:15 NascentSelf: there you go

 0:16:26 NascentSelf: squipples

 0:16:33 NascentSelf: squid-nipples

 0:16:38 Nelal Hurcran: Will we get a "See To It"?

 0:17:05 SonofRowsdower: I'M THE FANCY LAD!!!

 0:17:11 SonofRowsdower: Nah, just joking.

 0:17:14 NascentSelf: yes youre very fancy

 0:17:18 NascentSelf: fancy pants

 0:17:43 NascentSelf: separate those are good foods

 0:18:01 NascentSelf: calamari are tasty squidlord cousins

 0:18:12 NascentSelf: bosom

 0:18:28 NascentSelf: IT TASTE LIKE ROBUTUSSIN

 0:18:33 NascentSelf: tastes

 0:18:50 NascentSelf: beverly does

 0:18:54 Semiapies: http://www.guildwars2.com

 0:19:05 Semiapies: And you are entirely correct, Nascent.

 0:19:15 SonofRowsdower: I think "TASTE LIKE ROBUTUSSIN" is way funnier.

 0:19:17 Semiapies: "It tastes kinda..weird."

 0:19:33 Nelal Hurcran: I'm sure you will be playing again in a matter of a few minutes.

 0:19:50 TakeiG: alright gentlemen... See you cuddly muffins later and look forward to calling into Logan's entertainment show. :)

 0:19:55 NascentSelf: semiapies, you dont think it tastes like cough syrup?

 0:19:56 Nelal Hurcran: Char.

 0:20:09 Nelal Hurcran: Cat-cows.

 0:20:09 Semiapies: I said you were correct, didn't I?

 0:20:09 NascentSelf: im assuming we are both talking about beverly the coca cola drink

 0:20:12 SonofRowsdower: I think I might be with you then, George

 0:20:21 NascentSelf: oh i didnt see that haha

 0:20:21 Semiapies: I've actually tasted it. It's horrible.

 0:20:25 Nelal Hurcran: Silvari=Elves.

 0:20:26 Logan*: Thank you M r. T, and Son too

 0:20:36 Nelal Hurcran: Assura=Gnomes. But with better tech.

 0:20:55 NascentSelf: i live in atlanta so yeah ive been to the coca cola museum hehe

 0:21:13 Semiapies: Likewise. THat's where we got that clip and the "sweetness" one. :)

 0:21:50 Nelal Hurcran: WOOHOO! Choppy GW stream in the hangout!

 0:21:51 SonofRowsdower: Did you taste the Chinese formula, Nascent?

 0:21:55 NascentSelf: theyre newest billboard is VERY CREEP

 0:21:55 NascentSelf:

 0:21:59 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwPLQZl2_CQ

 0:22:13 NascentSelf: SOR: i probably did but dont remember. beverly stood OUT

 0:22:19 Logan*: brb

 0:22:27 Semiapies: That's some rapeface, yes.

 0:22:35 NascentSelf: lol

 0:22:40 SonofRowsdower: There's something in there that makes me laugh for some reason... I don't know, a joke or something like urine.

 0:22:49 NascentSelf: hahahahaha

 0:22:56 SonofRowsdower: My joke failed, no?

 0:23:00 NascentSelf: whats chinese for "yellow snow"

 0:23:14 Nelal Hurcran: My problem can be summed up in one word.

 0:23:19 Nelal Hurcran: "Mac."

 0:23:29 NascentSelf: ha

 0:23:31 Nelal Hurcran: Oh, wait. Two:

 0:23:34 Nelal Hurcran: "Poor."

 0:23:36 NascentSelf: who?

 0:24:13 SonofRowsdower: Gotta go have a smoke and a drink; brb

 0:24:28 Logan*: back

 0:24:42 NascentSelf: i like its "spore" like qualities

 0:24:47 NascentSelf: all the outer space stuff

 0:24:57 NascentSelf: but i did see squid making his avatar and was also impressed

 0:25:28 NascentSelf: HAHAHA

 0:25:30 NascentSelf: and MIST

 0:25:52 Nelal Hurcran: Oh, great. Fucking spiders. That just what we need.

 0:26:07 NascentSelf: i sucked up a giant fucking spider in my apt with the vacuume yesterday

 0:26:23 Logan*: with his fear of spiders, Eric, do you watch Spider-Man?

 0:26:27 Nelal Hurcran: Why? Why are all the spiders fucking?

 0:26:34 NascentSelf: lol

 0:26:45 NascentSelf: it was fucking with my mind

 0:26:58 Semiapies: Haven't seen the new movie.

 0:27:25 Logan*: spider-man 3 was scary enought for anyone

 0:27:31 NascentSelf: i will play the GIANT VACUUM who kills spider man

 0:27:39 NascentSelf: and save the princess half b

 0:28:09 bingomion: I gotta go mofo

 0:28:10 bingomion: cyas

 0:28:28 NascentSelf: hehehe

 0:28:34 NascentSelf: you can hide in the tower

 0:28:38 NascentSelf: I HATE SPIDERS TOO ERIC

 0:28:55 NascentSelf: with all their LEGS and EYES and tong faces

 0:29:30 Logan*: I DO have it preordered, so I must be on

 0:29:48 NascentSelf: my hair smells good

 0:29:52 NascentSelf: sorry, just saying

 0:30:44 Nelal Hurcran: Doesn't the engineer get really good support skills?

 0:32:12 Nelal Hurcran: Water memssmer? Aren't they heavy healing?

 0:32:23 Semiapies: http://www.google.com/nexus/#/7

 0:32:23 Nelal Hurcran: Or elementalist, excuse me.

 0:32:39 NascentSelf: you wish you had 7 inches

 0:32:50 SonofRowsdower: Bragging about "inches" makes you a liar.

 0:33:03 NascentSelf: haha

 0:33:17 NascentSelf: hes been playing with his inches

 0:33:23 Semiapies: http://www.android.com/whatsnew/

 0:33:37 NascentSelf: hahaha gorilla grass sounds cooler

 0:33:47 SonofRowsdower: http://www.gorillagrass.com.au/

 0:34:00 NascentSelf: and SOR ftw

 0:34:03 Nelal Hurcran: I want Jelly Beans on my ice cream.

 0:34:04 Semiapies:

 0:34:16 NascentSelf: oh that scarf is nice

 0:35:04 NascentSelf: YEAH that sounds sucky alex

 0:35:20 Nelal Hurcran: Go to the Cloud, Logan!

 0:35:24 SonofRowsdower: 1024, bitches.

 0:35:26 Nelal Hurcran: ASSIMILATE!

 0:35:44 NascentSelf: some of us dont want our info "out" there

 0:35:47 Semiapies: http://www.google.com/landing/now/

 0:35:50 Nelal Hurcran: Die. Die in a fire.

 0:35:55 NascentSelf: some of us have "sensitive" material

 0:36:02 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP1YAatv1Mc

 0:36:09 NascentSelf: like videos...and things

 0:36:19 Nelal Hurcran: http://youtu.be/tZ-lT_yR5Ng

 0:37:01 SonofRowsdower: http://crackberry.com/katy-perry-i-kissed-iphone-and-didnt-it

 0:37:08 NascentSelf: i like my siri

 0:37:33 Nelal Hurcran: You don't stream from the tablet.

 0:37:42 Nelal Hurcran: You stream from the NexusQ.

 0:38:24 NascentSelf: i have like 100 google plus numbers

 0:38:57 SonofRowsdower: http://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/wvg4d/what_are_your_favorite_apps_that_let_you_do_bad/

 0:39:10 NascentSelf: they should make toilets as comfortable as beds

 0:39:18 NascentSelf: but im guessing they thought of that and decided against it

 0:39:40 Semiapies: https://play.google.com/store/devices/details/Nexus_Q?id=nexus_q

 0:40:53 SonofRowsdower:

 0:40:56 NascentSelf: how much did your tablet cost

 0:40:57 SonofRowsdower: Fuck you Picard.

 0:41:52 SonofRowsdower: http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_ipad/family/ipad

 0:43:14 Semiapies: MEGAPIXELS!

 0:43:27 Semiapies: (I'm the only person who loved that commercial.)

 0:43:44 SonofRowsdower: Will I look like an ass taking pictures with a tablet?

 0:44:04 SonofRowsdower: <See above>

 0:44:06 NascentSelf: omg that sounds retarded

 0:44:15 NascentSelf: i will laugh at anyone i see doing a photo with a tablet

 0:44:17 NascentSelf: in their face

 0:44:21 NascentSelf: and then i will push them

 0:44:35 Semiapies: Oh, NS. I remember when all the cameras were the size of a tablet. :D

 0:44:48 NascentSelf: my camera lens weighs 3 bls

 0:44:48 NascentSelf: lbs

 0:44:53 Semiapies: Nascent Self: Opinionatd and violent about it.

 0:44:59 NascentSelf: but its not the size of a tablet

 0:45:07 NascentSelf: lol

 0:45:53 NascentSelf: semiapies when you get a chance let me know if youve ever had bombay sapphire gin, i wanted to buy it for a friend but never tried it

 0:45:54 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6aE-gPv6I

 0:45:56 SonofRowsdower: Where, pray tell, do I find this list of trailers to review?

 0:46:10 Semiapies: Ask me again after the show. I may or may not have any in the freezer right now.

 0:46:17 NascentSelf: !k

 0:46:21 Nelal Hurcran: www.youtube.com/sqiudlord

 0:46:29 Nelal Hurcran: He has a playlist on his channel.

 0:46:34 SonofRowsdower: thanks

 0:46:43 Semiapies: Helps if you spell it right, Nelal. :)

 0:47:11 Nelal Hurcran: Meh. Spelling is for those without editors.

 0:47:25 Semiapies: *looks for your editor*

 0:47:31 NascentSelf: i dont like the way that game looks

 0:47:38 NascentSelf: guild wars looks much smoother

 0:48:51 NascentSelf: too choppy/cubey

 0:48:57 SonofRowsdower: Shut up... Cel Damage was the best game ever.

 0:49:18 NascentSelf: to me it looks like it was made years ago

 0:49:21 NascentSelf: if that makes sense

 0:49:44 SonofRowsdower: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cel_shading

 0:49:54 NascentSelf: its like the beginning of firefly

 0:49:59 NascentSelf: ..kind of

 0:50:16 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uj6ZGIjisk

 0:50:39 SonofRowsdower: Fuck you Cap'N Crunch

 0:51:04 NascentSelf: this looks funny

 0:51:52 SonofRowsdower: Cookie?

 0:51:59 NascentSelf: ok maybe a little too much fake blood for me but looks funny

 0:52:03 SonofRowsdower: I WANT COOKIE!!!

 0:52:12 NascentSelf: cut shot to spikey sushi

 0:52:13 NascentSelf: HI YA

 0:52:36 NascentSelf: THE ATTACK OF

 0:52:38 NascentSelf: THE KILLER SUSHI

 0:52:39 SonofRowsdower: Somewhere, Lloyd Kaufman is weeping.

 0:52:55 NascentSelf: love the concept

 0:53:30 NascentSelf: "they come" "they eat" "eat"

 0:53:35 NascentSelf: watch what?

 0:53:59 NascentSelf: i give it an AB+

 0:54:04 NascentSelf: as in blood type

 0:54:55 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz4jVO27bhM

 0:55:06 NascentSelf: that robo movie is a horror movie alex, me no can watch

 0:55:39 NascentSelf: warm and fuzzy like a bear

 0:55:42 SonofRowsdower: THIS FALL!!!

 0:56:05 NascentSelf: hmmm

 0:56:25 NascentSelf: i dont need to watch this trailer to know it sucks, i saw the first 15 sec

 0:56:25 SonofRowsdower: ...to hyperventilation then BOOM

 0:56:26 NascentSelf: that was enough

 0:57:43 NascentSelf: there was an episode of the dresden files that had a darkness just like this

 0:57:50 SonofRowsdower: Trinity?

 0:57:51 NascentSelf: but dresden files is way cooler

 0:58:15 SonofRowsdower: Babby daddy, sun, and Hooooly shiat.

 0:58:31 SonofRowsdower: You know, the trinity.

 0:58:41 NascentSelf: eric that would be a bummer ending

 0:58:46 NascentSelf: WE WERE ALWAYS DEAD MUHAHAHA

 0:58:57 NascentSelf: i like the tv series

 0:59:02 NascentSelf: what were you talking about

 0:59:35 NascentSelf: you know i didnt see that though

 1:00:18 NascentSelf: -----555555

 1:00:35 NascentSelf: lol

 1:00:45 NascentSelf: zing

 1:00:52 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC4GlNAD5ZA

 1:01:17 SonofRowsdower: Oh yeah.

 1:01:19 NascentSelf: yeah its a film that WASTES YOUR LIFE

 1:01:36 NascentSelf: i can already tell this movie looks better

 1:01:38 NascentSelf: shot way better

 1:02:38 NascentSelf: OH THIS HAS GEORGE IN IT

 1:02:41 NascentSelf: EEEEEE

 1:02:57 SonofRowsdower: I'm already there.

 1:04:00 NascentSelf: this looks great i would totally watch it

 1:04:09 NascentSelf: +3 maybe more

 1:04:23 SonofRowsdower: Yeah, I'm watching this.

 1:04:42 NascentSelf: lol

 1:04:47 NascentSelf: squirt

 1:05:03 NascentSelf: YEAH

 1:05:05 NascentSelf: best part

 1:05:08 NascentSelf: half b

 1:05:22 NascentSelf: STAPLE GUN BITCH SQUID

 1:05:37 NascentSelf: haha

 1:06:24 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfgmdWt-6-A

 1:06:37 Logan*: ohhhh so it batman then

 1:06:39 NascentSelf: i said +3 maybe more

 1:07:12 NascentSelf: i thought this movie looked great

 1:07:12 NascentSelf: but odd

 1:07:17 NascentSelf: and a little confusing

 1:07:22 NascentSelf: it could go VERY BAD so im not sure

 1:08:00 NascentSelf: how did you get a love triangle from it?

 1:08:05 SonofRowsdower: Hey, indifference and apathy is the life blood of hipster cinema.

 1:08:36 NascentSelf: i got kind of a "enternal sunshine" feeling from it but without the real substance

 1:09:22 NascentSelf: the main male character is really ugly too

 1:10:12 NascentSelf: hahaha

 1:10:15 Nelal Hurcran: So is she.

 1:10:28 NascentSelf: the japanese part is very confusing

 1:10:39 NascentSelf: and not in an interesting way

 1:11:29 NascentSelf: i still think it could be a good movie. sometimes the trailers really misrepresent so maybe +1/2

 1:12:02 SonofRowsdower: It would take some pretty graphic nudity to make me like this.

 1:12:03 NascentSelf: you hate this trailer more than the darkness dead people one???!!

 1:12:56 NascentSelf: lol

 1:13:27 NascentSelf: someone should push them in the darkness

 1:13:44 NascentSelf: maybe we can push hipsters into darkness in a mashup of the two movies

 1:14:04 SonofRowsdower: Ghosts can't wear fake glasses.

 1:14:08 NascentSelf: lol

 1:14:32 NascentSelf: sure would

 1:14:35 NascentSelf: patent pending

 1:14:45 Semiapies: http://www.deadtroll.com/

 1:14:57 NascentSelf: did you jerk off in the darkness after we talked?

 1:15:05 NascentSelf: see how much better that sounds

 1:15:18 Semiapies: *dies at NS*

 1:15:42 NascentSelf: HAHAHAHA

 1:15:43 NascentSelf: I KNOWWW

 1:15:55 NascentSelf: 3rd base!

 1:16:24 Semiapies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12CQC5lbScI

 1:16:24 NascentSelf: hahahaha

 1:17:30 SonofRowsdower: I like the laurel wreaths around the fucking backwoods horror site review quotes.

 1:17:46 SonofRowsdower: They make it totally classy and reputable.

 1:18:09 NascentSelf: yeah jerky cam sucks

 1:18:21 NascentSelf: i like how they compare themselves to paranormal activity...

 1:18:27 NascentSelf: as if THAT was a good movie

 1:18:38 NascentSelf: lol

 1:19:24 NascentSelf: im with eric all the way on this one

 1:20:23 NascentSelf: lol

 1:21:02 NascentSelf: yeah im all about jumping on shit

 1:21:31 NascentSelf: i have no idea it looks so bad its like they didnt finish the movie and just threw shit together

 1:21:34 NascentSelf: for the trailer

 1:22:22 NascentSelf: hahahaha burn the bell

 1:22:42 NascentSelf: they should call it GOING DOWN UNDER IN DOWN UNDER

 1:22:46 SonofRowsdower: Goodnight, everyone. Got to get drunk and watch Rifftrax.

 1:22:46 NascentSelf: yeah that was bad, but i laughed

 1:22:53 NascentSelf: nite

 1:23:03 SonofRowsdower: slurp

 1:23:34 NascentSelf: if something chases me in the dark im fucking outta there duuuuuude

 1:24:18 NascentSelf: my friend scared me by jumping around a corner with a monster mask on once and i punched her in the FACE

 1:24:30 NascentSelf: for real

 1:25:13 NascentSelf: ive been to sydney

 1:25:19 NascentSelf: its not as nice as other cities there

 1:25:45 NascentSelf: like a BIG KNIFE

 1:25:58 NascentSelf: night vision goggles

 1:26:11 NascentSelf: lol

 1:26:12 NascentSelf: OMG

 1:26:17 NascentSelf: freudian slipppp

 1:26:42 NascentSelf: ok i need to cry now eric that was so funny

 1:27:05 NascentSelf: let eric scare it off with his violent homos

 1:27:49 NascentSelf: hahaha

 1:28:36 NascentSelf: -5

 1:28:49 NascentSelf: -5 violent homos

 1:30:06 NascentSelf: i guess

 1:30:13 NascentSelf: i hated it ..apathetically

 1:30:20 NascentSelf: when you hate everything it becomes normal

 1:31:08 NascentSelf: also why would you hold on to a camera if youre being dragged

 1:31:12 Semiapies: Dude is on cue!

 1:31:12 NascentSelf: it doesnt make senseeeeeeee

 1:31:32 NascentSelf: or was it? i dunno i didnt watch

 1:31:34 Semiapies: Bingo, NS. We could not figure out how the camera was being dragged along, and we wasted two minutes brainstorming it.

 1:31:56 NascentSelf: lol!!

 1:32:14 x0xPiex0x: lollies :)